I found out that I, a 27-year-old, have a cataract in my left eye (and no, I don’t need surgery yet…or glasses).
I am getting really into coconut water lately.
I spent nearly a week in Miami with some of my best friends.
We saw an OnlyFans model shooting boob-bouncing-in-bikini videos at my friend’s building’s pool.
The second-to-last day in Miami, my boss got laid off.
The day after, my brother got laid off.
When I got back to New York, the remaining friends in Miami saw the OnlyFans model filming more explicit videos from her unit across the courtyard.
I got my hair cut and got blonde again.
I kept spending money on interborough Uber rides.
I have a lot of work to do!
I feel like I get a newsletter writing slump like this once or twice a year, but this is the first one that isn’t from a lack of motivation or not wanting to write. Sorry again to delay my correspondence. Do you miss me? I was going to send you a bunch of Tweets to tide you over, but the best ones I bookmarked have been deleted. The one that’s resonating with me lately: a lot of people wanting to channel Carolyn Bessette Kennedy end up giving Elizabeth Holmes, and that’s ok! Talk soon.