A Brooklyn transplant critiques her surroundings through her obnoxious search for authenticity every Monday.
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Not ironic
Jan 19, 2026
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20 min read
Hint: it involves a rival
May 19, 2025
29 min read
How one store encapsulates the feminine experience and forces me to examine my gender
Jun 9, 2025
31 min read
My experience reading "The Power Broker" (with actual literary analysis to come next week)
Mar 4, 2025
27 min read
My odyssey from Manhattan's tip to its tail
Jan 3, 2024
33 min read
The special brand of making and breaking plans in New York
Oct 23, 2023
24 min read
Three years of writing my newsletter!
Aug 10, 2026
8 min read
It ended up being 13 hours, actually!
Aug 3, 2026
Not a switch story, unfortunately!
Jul 28, 2026
16 min read
It's been awhile!
Jul 22, 2026
17 min read
Why we should ban chat-based support
May 11, 2026
10 min read
