A Brooklyn transplant critiques her surroundings through her obnoxious search for authenticity every Monday.
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Not ironic
Jan 19, 2026
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20 min read
Hint: it involves a rival
May 19, 2025
29 min read
How one store encapsulates the feminine experience and forces me to examine my gender
Jun 9, 2025
31 min read
My experience reading "The Power Broker" (with actual literary analysis to come next week)
Mar 4, 2025
27 min read
My odyssey from Manhattan's tip to its tail
Jan 3, 2024
33 min read
The special brand of making and breaking plans in New York
Oct 23, 2023
24 min read
Other than that it's fun
Sep 8, 2026
5 min read
And how I'd fix them
Aug 31, 2026
7 min read
As in...east and west
Aug 24, 2026
4 min read
Spewing my Current Fixations instead
Aug 19, 2026
Three years of writing my newsletter!
Aug 10, 2026
8 min read
