Archive | Gentrifier Olympics

Do try these things

Mar 2, 2026

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14 min read

Do try these things

Condensed tips I learned this past week

Copping an invite to your dad's wedding

Feb 23, 2026

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14 min read

Copping an invite to your dad's wedding

Or whatever

How to be my friend's boyfriend without me hating you

Feb 16, 2026

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17 min read

How to be my friend's boyfriend without me hating you

In 25 easy steps!

Sydney Brown, Allie Vogt

Seeing an indie movie while people protest outside the theater

Feb 9, 2026

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22 min read

Seeing an indie movie while people protest outside the theater

A quintessential Gentrifier Olympics experience

I'm 27! Here's what I learned from 26

Feb 2, 2026

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20 min read

I'm 27! Here's what I learned from 26

And recapping my party because I can

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