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Hi friends!

Did you catch me do it on the last newsletter? I guess I’m ready for the new year. I’ll send you a real issue next week, but I’m in Miami and therefore better than you. Sorry!

I have lots to catch you up on from what’s become a travel diary. I’ve been in Florida since Saturday and spent the week prior in Pittsburgh. As someone who always becomes a evil or emotional person whenever I go home, I am proud to say that I beat the odds and wasn’t a freak (derogatory) while home for Christmas. I want to tell you a lot about that, too.

I’ll leave you with this list for now, but expect more from me next week. I hope tomorrow on the party night of the year that you aren’t overcome with melancholy for very long, if at all!

How to have a good trip back to your hometown if you’ve become an insufferable person elsewhere

  1. Don’t stay longer than a week

  2. Have God shine upon you so that the people you either don’t want to see/have to see but have complicated feelings about either don’t see you or your time with them is minimal enough for it to not hurt you

  3. Have God shine upon you so that work is minimal and/or not stressful

  4. Work out as often as possible

  5. Eat healthy

  6. Hang with your comfort people

  7. Go to your comfort restaurant/coffeeshop/park

  8. Go somewhere new if that’s possible

  9. Read

  10. Do something with your hands

  11. Give as many hugs as you possibly can

  12. Have at least one night that you go to bed super early

  13. Have a maximum of two nights that you go to bed super late

  14. Be a snob with people who’ll let you

  15. Have a stellar run-in with someone you haven’t seen in years

  16. Have a stellar conversation with a totally random service worker and/or civilian

  17. Have a stellar night alone with your sibling if you have access to that

  18. Spend enough time alone in the car to have a great listening sesh

  19. Get your nails done

  20. Go to Target

This week’s photo is from making bagels with Ben and my mom on Christmas. It’s day 1 of the bake process (mixing ingredients until they become dough) so they’d be ready by Friday when the shop reopened. Christmastime for the Jews!

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