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Family

The people that lift us up, if we're lucky

Career

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In like a lion, out like a lamb

Mar 23, 2026

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39 min read

In like a lion, out like a lamb

Back on the horse!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Relationships

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Copping an invite to your dad's wedding

Feb 23, 2026

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14 min read

Copping an invite to your dad's wedding

Or whatever

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Career

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Beignets, bagels, and more (pt. 2)

Jan 20, 2026

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39 min read

Beignets, bagels, and more (pt. 2)

One week enjoying New Orleans, one week working in my mom's new bagel shop, one week trying to write about all of it and taking forever!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Family

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Boring? Get a pet

Jan 12, 2026

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13 min read

Boring? Get a pet

Musings after catsitting for a week

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Family

+1

Appreciating my hometown airport

Dec 29, 2025

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21 min read

Appreciating my hometown airport

Pittsburgh's airport redesigns as a symbol of the city it serves

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Family

+1

Driving down Boozer Road

Dec 2, 2025

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19 min read

Driving down Boozer Road

Funny PA town names, getting a facial for the first time, and more!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Family

+3

Regressing, relaxing, and resolutions

Jan 7, 2025

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50 min read

Regressing, relaxing, and resolutions

Travel diary in Pittsburgh + Florida, New Year's's' stuff

Family

+1

I'm already accidentally writing 2025 as the date on stuff

Dec 30, 2024

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3 min read

I'm already accidentally writing 2025 as the date on stuff

I'll give you a more substantial issue next week

Family

+1

Rest stops

Aug 19, 2024

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19 min read

Rest stops

What a respite

New York

+2

Beacon Hater

Jul 16, 2024

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19 min read

Beacon Hater

A review of beloved Beacon, NY

Career

+1

Big announcement!

May 27, 2024

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14 min read

Big announcement!

Someone is starting a business!

Family

+1

Counting my blessings

Nov 27, 2023

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13 min read

Counting my blessings

50 things I'm thankful for

Family

+2

Homecoming

Nov 20, 2023

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23 min read

Homecoming

Going "home" for Thanksgiving

Family

+2

Avinu Malkeinu

Sep 25, 2023

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25 min read

Avinu Malkeinu

Apologizing, forgiving, and Yom Kippur!

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