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Career

We have them, I guess

Career

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In like a lion, out like a lamb

Mar 23, 2026

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39 min read

In like a lion, out like a lamb

Back on the horse!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Career

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Beignets, bagels, and more (pt. 2)

Jan 20, 2026

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39 min read

Beignets, bagels, and more (pt. 2)

One week enjoying New Orleans, one week working in my mom's new bagel shop, one week trying to write about all of it and taking forever!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Career

+3

How to make a great first impression

Jan 19, 2026

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20 min read

How to make a great first impression

Not ironic

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Career

+2

The most popular girl in the Northeast Corridor

Sep 9, 2024

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33 min read

The most popular girl in the Northeast Corridor

New Hampshire, New Jersey, and NoVa!

Career

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Big announcement!

May 27, 2024

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14 min read

Big announcement!

Someone is starting a business!

Career

+1

Capitol punishment

Apr 29, 2024

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29 min read

Capitol punishment

My romp through D.C. — don't let the punny subject line fool you!

Culture

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ADHD for girlbosses

Mar 11, 2024

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19 min read

ADHD for girlbosses

How my diagnosis intersects with popular feminist movements

Culture

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The war against mediocrity

Jan 15, 2024

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23 min read

The war against mediocrity

How I lose simply by fighting this war

Career

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Rise and grind

Jan 8, 2024

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16 min read

Rise and grind

The immediate thoughts of someone without thoughts

Culture

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Finding creativity despite being boring

Aug 14, 2023

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14 min read

Finding creativity despite being boring

First entry! Can you be cool even though you're corporate?

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