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Relationships

Love, sex, romance...and everything in between

Relationships

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Copping an invite to your dad's wedding

Feb 23, 2026

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14 min read

Copping an invite to your dad's wedding

Or whatever

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Relationships

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How to be my friend's boyfriend without me hating you

Feb 16, 2026

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17 min read

How to be my friend's boyfriend without me hating you

In 25 easy steps!

Sydney Brown
Allie Vogt
Sydney Brown, +1

Career

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How to make a great first impression

Jan 19, 2026

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20 min read

How to make a great first impression

Not ironic

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

New York

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Every city has this place that will revive your belief in love

Dec 8, 2025

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25 min read

Every city has this place that will revive your belief in love

Plus "We Are The World 25 For Haiti," KATSEYE, and more!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Relationships

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You don't have to be around them that much if you don't want to

Sep 22, 2025

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20 min read

You don't have to be around them that much if you don't want to

On men

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Relationships

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The sexual tête-à-tête of ordering a shared meal

Sep 8, 2025

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16 min read

The sexual tête-à-tête of ordering a shared meal

I copied the word from Google so I wouldn't forget the accents

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Career

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The most popular girl in the Northeast Corridor

Sep 9, 2024

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33 min read

The most popular girl in the Northeast Corridor

New Hampshire, New Jersey, and NoVa!

Culture

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It's almost Valentine's Day

Feb 12, 2024

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15 min read

It's almost Valentine's Day

And I have thoughts about how we perform

New York

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Party lines

Dec 18, 2023

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23 min read

Party lines

How the parties we host reflect our maturity...whatever that means

New York

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The Bailers' Society

Oct 23, 2023

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24 min read

The Bailers' Society

The special brand of making and breaking plans in New York

Relationships

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What's your type?

Oct 16, 2023

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23 min read

What's your type?

Why this is the most annoying question ever

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