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Oliver Buchannon
Sydney Brown

This is my bio for my newslettor :PPPPPPPPPPPP

Both sides of coastal elitism

Aug 24, 2026

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4 min read

Both sides of coastal elitism

As in...east and west

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
Got too distracted

Aug 19, 2026

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4 min read

Got too distracted

Spewing my Current Fixations instead

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
Happy 3rd Birthday, Gentrifier Olympics!

Aug 10, 2026

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8 min read

Happy 3rd Birthday, Gentrifier Olympics!

Three years of writing my newsletter!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
I took a 12-hour Amtrak from New York to Toronto. Here’s how it went

Aug 3, 2026

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31 min read

I took a 12-hour Amtrak from New York to Toronto. Here’s how it went

It ended up being 13 hours, actually!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
Bottom to top

Jul 28, 2026

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16 min read

Bottom to top

Not a switch story, unfortunately!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
...hey

Jul 22, 2026

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17 min read

...hey

It's been awhile!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
Customer support should only be reachable through phone calls

May 11, 2026

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10 min read

Customer support should only be reachable through phone calls

Why we should ban chat-based support

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
No longer a gentrifier

May 4, 2026

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19 min read

No longer a gentrifier

I'm moving to a nicer neighborhood

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
I am choosing eating a sandwich over writing today pt. 2

Apr 27, 2026

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1 min read

I am choosing eating a sandwich over writing today pt. 2

It happens...again

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
I am choosing eating a sandwich over writing today

Apr 20, 2026

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1 min read

I am choosing eating a sandwich over writing today

It happens

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
Hating crappy pop music makes you a poser

Apr 13, 2026

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17 min read

Hating crappy pop music makes you a poser

Why Kohls pop is good for the soul

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

New York

+1

Knowing when it's time to move on

Apr 6, 2026

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18 min read

Knowing when it's time to move on

Bye Bye Bushwick

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

The Self

Getting older > getting old

Mar 30, 2026

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12 min read

Getting older > getting old

10 things this week that made me feel older, not necessarily old

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Career

+3

In like a lion, out like a lamb

Mar 23, 2026

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39 min read

In like a lion, out like a lamb

Back on the horse!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

The Self

10 things keeping me from talking to you

Mar 16, 2026

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2 min read

10 things keeping me from talking to you

Sorry to keep pushing you off!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
Can't send; Florida sun melted my brain

Mar 9, 2026

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1 min read

Can't send; Florida sun melted my brain

Will orally return next week

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

New York

+1

Do try these things

Mar 2, 2026

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14 min read

Do try these things

Condensed tips I learned this past week

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Relationships

+1

Copping an invite to your dad's wedding

Feb 23, 2026

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14 min read

Copping an invite to your dad's wedding

Or whatever

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Relationships

+1

How to be my friend's boyfriend without me hating you

Feb 16, 2026

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17 min read

How to be my friend's boyfriend without me hating you

In 25 easy steps!

Sydney Brown
Allie Vogt
Sydney Brown, +1

New York

+3

Seeing an indie movie while people protest outside the theater

Feb 9, 2026

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22 min read

Seeing an indie movie while people protest outside the theater

A quintessential Gentrifier Olympics experience

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

New York

+1

I'm 27! Here's what I learned from 26

Feb 2, 2026

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20 min read

I'm 27! Here's what I learned from 26

And recapping my party because I can

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Culture

+1

Competitive 'Smash Bros.' and the male power fantasy

Jan 26, 2026

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20 min read

Competitive 'Smash Bros.' and the male power fantasy

Our first guest entry!

Sydney Brown
Ben Brown
Sydney Brown, +1

Career

+3

Beignets, bagels, and more (pt. 2)

Jan 20, 2026

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39 min read

Beignets, bagels, and more (pt. 2)

One week enjoying New Orleans, one week working in my mom's new bagel shop, one week trying to write about all of it and taking forever!

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Career

+3

How to make a great first impression

Jan 19, 2026

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20 min read

How to make a great first impression

Not ironic

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown

Family

+1

Boring? Get a pet

Jan 12, 2026

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13 min read

Boring? Get a pet

Musings after catsitting for a week

Sydney Brown
Sydney Brown
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